The one thing that really ticks me off is when people (and by people I mean family) decide they don't know/want to deal with the reality that you are getting a divorce so they just pretend to be blissfully ignorant about the whole damn thing.
Seriously! When my brother gets a paper cut my mother is all "what can I do? what can I do? do you need a blood transfusion? Should I call 911?" But with me...with this whole "I need to get a divorce or I'm going to lose my damn mind" she's all "oh I don't know." Then it's all voicemails and crickets.
Reality check ladies...if you're thinking of getting a divorce you'd better be prepared to deal with things in one of the following ways...
1. Slit your wrists
2. Hitch a ride to Utah and become a sister wife
3. Put on your big girl panties and be ready to deal with it alone
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